Mother Bunny Humping Dogs

Thanks everyone for the well wishes. The pain is still there but pain pills are GREAT!!!
I feel like such a slug. I lay in bed with my foot propped up watching TV. I hobble to the computer room and blog or play pogo with my foot propped up. I got back to bad and sleep then wake up and watch TV yup all with the foot propped up. I go today to get a bandage change and to make sure the toe is not rotting off. I guess that would be a bad thing.

Motorcycle mamma and poppa (one of my best friends and her hubby) took a labor day trip and so we are baby sitting their pooch "Riley" Riley is about 5 years old and he's known Zeus since he could still sit in my lap. Well all three dogs have been outside playing. I let them in on my excursion from the bedroom to the computer room.
They have all been wrestling and and rebounding off walls, funiture and my toe. Then it gets really quiet.
"""WTF""" I hobble out of the computer room and find Zeus on his face humping the floor, Casper on top of Zeus humping the puppy and Riley on top of both of them humping Casper. """""QUIT"""""" I scream at them at the top of my lungs. Talk about wounded looks given to me. Like I messed up the best game in the world.
What is it with my dogs and burficas gerbils having to do the humpity bumpity.
Gross

HOLY MOTHER IT HURTS!!!!!!

Gawd *#&$*#^@#@*%$)% this hurts.

I had to have surgery on my second right toe today. I had a very severe hammer toe that had to be fixed. Went in today and the doc sliced and diced my toe then screwed the whole thing back together. Now the pain is INTENSE and I'm gonna put away my big girl panties and NOT deal and whine about it. Pain pills are a good thing but I just needed to get outta bed for a bit and let my back have a break.

So that's been my day. How bout your day? I bet it MIGHT be better than mine has been.

Oh and by the way, a 8 month old puppy does not know when NOT to stomp on your foot.

Did you Know

Did you know.....

that when a rotweiller puppy has the runs on the carpet, it's pretty much time to pull up the carpet and put in stained concrete.

that a puppy playing bouncy ball with frogs excreats a poision that causes said puppy to have the runs all over your carpet.

that the same f'ing puppy when you are carpet cleaning his first mess will wag is little tail while popping right next to your foot.

that puppy can almost run faster than you can plant a foot in his ass. Almost but not quite.

that the scuba elfs face when sitting in a movie theater seat is even with my butt when I accidently fart when I stand up

that eating sugar free cookies gave me the fart that went in the scuba elfs face

that when driving your very hot bright red dodge charger (with a hemi) teen agers staring at the old woman in the cool car will run into a curb at 25 miles an hour.

that lemon raspberry cheesecake whilst having a beer isn't such a good idea.

that posting after having a beer and taking a pain pill makes you post very stupid Did you know things.

Nice weekend everyone

SCUBA ELF

The house elf has done it and thanks to Aza he is no longer the house elf but the Scuba Elf!!!
As of Sunday he passed all his tests and is now an official instructor. CONGRATULATIONS HUNNI. I'm so proud of you.

For you new readers you don't know what an accomplishment this is. Around 3 years ago when we first signed up for Scuba lessons, the elf couldn't swim a stroke. He'd actually panic if the tub was full or the shower was turned on to high. But because I had dove years ago and really wanted to do it again he signed us both up. Then looked at me and said hmmmmm maybe I better go sign up for adult swim lessons! I've been telling him for years.
Christ honey you were born on an island and grew up there. It HAS to be in your genetic make up to be able to swim. And I was right. First swim lesson he was swimming. Not good but he swam unassisted for about 25 yards the first night.
After he learned to swim, he had to learn to float. He's a rock. Now he swims around a mile at a time when he goes to the pool. Doesn't think twice about wiping gear off to fix it at 50 feet in the ocean. And is now truly teaching people this sport he's come to love so very much. Whooooo hoooooo for my hubby.

On a side not did you know a 8 month old Rotweiller puppy who weighs 60lbs can pick up a football in his mouth and pop the damn thing. And I don't mean one of those little kid footballs but the big NFL football. I hear this huge POP the other night, and found the pup with a very satisfied look on his face. He has proceeded to yank the bladder out and show it to me in shreeds. Now his favorite chew toy is the leather outside. Ah well saves the funiture or walls being chewed on.

Happy Thursday evening. I need to feed the zoo.

Scuba Instructor and Random Crap

So the house elf leaves today for a weekend of exams. He's passed everything else he needs to be a scuba instructor. Now it's just the final exams. I'm so damn proud of this man, when we signed up for scuba lessons 3 or 4 years ago, he would panic if i turned the shower on to high, he was that afraid of water. But because this was something I really wanted to do; he took swim lessons, passed his open water certification, then we got the adventure rating, went to Cozumel and it was no stopping him from there. We both took rescue diver class then went on to get our master Scuba Diver (highest on the rec side of diving) then at the same time got our Dive Master (the first level on the pro side of diving) He has now gone on for his instructor. I might do that in a year, we'll see. I have enough stress answering 9-1-1 calls. :-)

Okay so the house elf calls me the other day. Says Hunni my tummy is not feeling good. I said Why. Apparently he ate a pudding that he had left in the heat of the day out in his car. (Dumb ass) Then he gets real quiet and says when you eat hot puddin' it's like an express car. The shit coming out looks just like the shit going in. He says it must have a "shit pass" just flashes the intestines and zips right by to the colon.
Puddin in, puddin out

I just got my car back from the shop. Some damn construction truck didn't have it's crap tied down right and it blew off the back and scratched the side of my baby. Hot red paint and scratches doesn't look good. Took it to the shop, the guy goes I need the key. I looked him right in the eye and said I don't even let the house elf drive my car, if you put so much as a footprint in it, we are gonna have problems. Poor man. They did a great job though, no scratches, no foot prints.

My baby frog killing shit eating puppy is still at it, however my "baby" is now 65 lbs at 8 months. He's gonna be huge And why the hell does he feel the need to be a moving road block. Does not matter where I am he feels the need to be right in front of my feet or if I'm at a counter to lay right behind my heels. Dumb ass dog

On a final note, PLEASE if you call 911 and your operator says all right officers are on the way. Officers ARE ON THE WAY, and I don't really want to hear about what went on a year ago. Just be kind, shut up and hang up. Thanks so much.

okay happy Friday all

OH AZA, you better watch your back, you never know where a chair is going to come lobbing out of your computer screen. hehehehehe

You old coot

Happy Birthday Burfica

My favorite baby sister

I love ya kidd